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Guitar Joke of the Day

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  • This topic has 10 replies, 8 voices, and was last updated 2 years, 1 month ago by Denise.
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    • May 2, 2023 at 7:00 am #342563
      charjo
      Moderator

        Ouch!

        guitar-tuning

      • May 2, 2023 at 11:59 am #342581
        Denise
        Participant

          😁😄🥴

          More Blues!

        • May 2, 2023 at 12:25 pm #342587
          Michael L
          Participant

            Ooooh! It’s only funny because its true! (I play with the windows closed…)

          • May 2, 2023 at 4:04 pm #342616
            sunjamr
            Participant

              Good one. I was just thinking the other day how in the olden days people used to tune their guitars using a little “pitch pipe” thing that you blew into to get the pitch for each note. What ever happened to those? Oh, I see one from Amazon – $7, what a deal!

              Sunjamr Steve

            • May 3, 2023 at 4:23 am #342646
              Garry
              Participant

                Hi John,

                I still use a tuning fork!

                I went into a very reputable music shop in the heart of Melbourne about 10-15 years ago and asked a young sales guy for a tuning fork. He had no idea what I was talking about and when I explained what it looked like and what it was for he said, ‘Are you joshing me man?’

                Anyway, walked out with nothing!

                Garry

                • May 3, 2023 at 7:06 am #342665
                  charjo
                  Moderator

                    Sounds like you found one eventually. Seem to have misplaced mine. That’s how it was done back in the 60’s and 70’s, before that I don’t know.
                    John

                • May 3, 2023 at 1:37 pm #342682
                  John H
                  Participant

                    I am on board… I like this idea and the joke. Thank you John.

                    John

                  • May 3, 2023 at 2:47 pm #342688
                    kubrider
                    Participant

                      Haha, Too funny and all Too true!!
                      Rob

                    • May 20, 2023 at 8:45 am #343559
                      JoeD1
                      Participant

                        Does anyone know the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

                        One plays 3 chords in front of 1000’s of people and the other plays 1000’s of chords in front of 3 people.

                        Joe

                        The sight of a touch, or the scent of a sound,
                        Or the strength of an Oak with roots deep in the ground.
                        --Graeme Edge

                        • May 20, 2023 at 8:54 am #343561
                          charjo
                          Moderator

                            Joe,
                            You should post this as a new “guitar joke of the day” thread.
                            John

                          • May 20, 2023 at 1:25 pm #343588
                            Denise
                            Participant

                              😆😂😁🥳😝

                              More Blues!

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